The Quest for Mew
Darth Maul: *practicing his striking skills on her table lamp* You go
girl!!!
Darth Vader: *stretched out on her bed reading Sports Illustrated*
Yes, that's the way to the Dark Side!!
Kathrine B.: I really thank you guys for coming on such short
notice!!! And I'm NOT on the Dark Side, You guys were the only two
people left to refree the WCW match.
Darth Vader: Join the Dark Side or DIE!!!
Kathrine B.: Yeah, Yeah, just give me a call and tell me who won. Oh,
and by the way, that lamp costs a lot of money Maul.
Darth Maul: *looking at the broken, burned pathetic mess he created*
That weasly thing??
Kathrine B.*slinging backpack over her shoulder* Anyways, Good luck
guys. And Mom said that you have to move out within a week, cause we
can't keep paying for the threat 'I'll kill you if you don't join the
Dark Side' phone calls.
Vader: Sure, whatever.
Darth Maul: Hope you find that cat of yours.
Kathrine B.: Good BYE!!!!
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In Washington D.C.
Al Gore: We have to find that girl and her destructive cat!!!
Secret Service: We will Mr.President, sir.
Al Gore: She is destroying our country's most beautiful monuments and
museums!!!!
Secret Service: *quietly* The Smithsonian? That old ugly dirty
rusty...
Al Gore: AHEM!
Secret Service: Yes sir, Mr. President, sir!
*suddenly two Secret Service agents enter dragging in Master of
Power, or whatever that guy's name was that stole my Mew*
Master of power: WAAAHHHHH!!! Why did this have to happen!!! You got
the wrong kid!!!!WAAHHHH!!!
Secret Service: Here's the destructive girl with the cat in some kind
of ball!!!!
Master of power: WWWWAAAAA...GIRL???.....AAAAHHHHH!!
Kathrine B.: *shoving things angrily into her backpack* That idiot who
stole my Mew is going to pay big time!!!!!!!
