**suddenly a phone rings in the background**
Kathrine B.: Hello?
Regis Philbin: Hiiii!! This is Regis Philbin from: Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire!!!!!!
Kathrine B.: Oh, not you again!!??? Just tell the contestant to give
up, 'cause I can't answer any questions without my Mew's help!!!
Regis Philbin: Oh? So you lost your pokemon huh?? Well I happen to
know where he is!!!
Kathrine B.: YOU DO????
Regis Philbin: Yes, and I'll tell you where he is if you answer three
questions !!!
Kathrine B.: THREE???
Regis Philbin: Yup. Are you ready??
Kathrine B.: I guess so.
Regis Philbin: Are right, here we go.
Question One: Name the formulas for finding Volume and Surface areas
for a pyramid, a rectangle, a cone, and a cylinder!
Kathrine B.: *breathing fast* Pyramid-1/3*(B*h), 1/2*(l*p)+ B!!!
Rectangle- l*w*h, 2*(l*w)+2*(l*h) + 2(w*h)!!! Cone- 1/3* (B*h),
pi*radius squared + pi*radius!! Cylinder- pi*radius squared *h, 2pi
*(radius*h) + 2pi* (radius squared!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regis Philbin: That was a little too quick but what the heck, I'm a
nice guy so- It's correct!!!!!!!
Kathrine B.: Yeah!!! I did it!! All that math paid off!!
Question Two: What name is on Curtis Joseph's hockey goalie mask???
Kathrine B.: CUJO!!!!!!
Regis Philbin: Correct!!!!!!!!!
Question Three: Why??
Kathrine B.: 'CAUSE CUJO WAS THE NAME OF THE DOG IN STEPHEN KING'S
NOVEL AND CURTIS JOSEPH'S HELMET HAS A PICTURE OF A MURDEROUS DOG THAT
BEARS A LIKENESS TO CUJO ON IT!!! ALSO, IF YOU COMBINE THE TWO FIRST
LETTERS OF HIS FIRST NAME AND LAST NAME, YOU GET
CUJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regis Philbin: Correct!!!!!!!!! Now listen
closely.........
Kathrine B.: *walking along a road* I'm gonna get my Mew back, I'm
gonna get my Mew back, I'm gonna....