<rescue the world> bum, bum, bum...
<You must fight the two Forces who are in turn fighting for control
of the world. One is Light, and one is Dark. One represent Evil and
the other Good, but not necessarily the order you would expect. I am
not allowed to say which. You must search for the right Force, fight
the Evil Force, and save the world.>
<WHAT?> you ask, disbelieving. Only two days ago you had been
listening to Taxiride, like a normal teenager, worrying about your
Chem exam, and now you're stuck trying to save the world.
<How do I know which is which?> I ask the crystal.
<You must find out for yourself.> It answers. <The dragon
doesn't want the Force of Light to have the world, and the phoenix
doesn't want the Force of Darkness to take the world. That's why they
hate each other. Their sole prupose is to fight the other. They will
help you only because they want their own force to win the world. You
must be careful, because they will both be deceptive, and try to
convince you they are both fighting the Evil Force. Look for the
hidden clues to see which is really working for Evil. Your own
judement will save the world.>
And with that, the crystal...
<Yes Ned, you have been chosen to save the world> You can
practically hear the 'bum, bum, bum' that would be playing if this was
some satire movie.
