The bathroom portal
"Turn right and walk about fifteen paces. It's a sort of hole
between the wall and the floor." You find the hole, pick him up,
and set him down next to it. He weighs only half what you expected.
You push him in, then yourself. It's a tight fit, but you both make
it. There's a short slide, and then you find yourself tumbling
through dark, empty space...
"Let's go with the waste portal. Yeah, it's gross, but going
into the wizard's bedroom is just too risky. Where's the
bathroom?"
