Darth Vader
Darth Vader: Turn your son over to the Dark Side hotline, how may I
help you??
Kathrine B.: Yo, Vader it's me. I want to ask you something.
Vader: What?
Kathrine B.: WUZ UPPPPPPP???????
Vader: WHAAAAA ZZUUUP!!!!!
Kathrine B.: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S UUUUPPPPPP
Vader: Hang on, someone's on the other line, I'll get back to you.
Darth Maul: WWHHHHHAAAAAA ZZZZZUUUUP!!!!!
Vader: WUUUZZZZZZ UUUUPPPP??????!!! Hang on, someone's on another
line.
Luke: WUUZZZZ UUUUUUPPP DAD!!!
Vader: WHAT'S UUUUPPPP????!!!!! Al right, I'll get back to you.
Kathrine B.: So what's up?
Vader: Nothin' much. Fighting. Trying to turn Luke over to the Dark
Side.
Kathrine B.: Cool.
Vader: See ya.
Kathrine B.: Bye.
Phone: Riiingggg Ringggggggg
