Harry Potter: I dunno. Probably because you just wanted to meet me.
Kathrine B.: That was a sweet move back there, letting out the rhinos
and all. The Secret Service will lay off me this time...Actually I've
always wanted to meet Professor Snape.
Harry: WHAT?? *almost falls off broom* SNAPE?? THAT HALF BALD-
Kathrine B.: Don't say it!!!! This page is rated G!! Professor Lupin
would be nice too meet too..
Harry: Okay, Okay. Lupin was nice. So where'd you want to go?
Kathrine B.: A place with lots of pokemon. If you know what they are.
Harry: Huh?
Kathrine B.: Oh great nobody knows what they are!! Let's just go to
Kentucky!!!!!
Harry: Okay!! Just show me the way.
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Meanwhile........
Bill Clinton: YOU MEAN SHE ESCAPED FROM YOU AGAIN!!?????
Secret Service: It appears that way sir. At least she didn't have that
cat with her this time.
Bill Clinton: WELL FIND HER!! LOCK HER UP!! ANYTHING- Al do you have
to do that now?
Al Gore: * who is putting up a Britney Spears poster on his wall,
smiles widely and nods*
Bill Clinton: *buries his face in his hands* I have to get a new vice
president.....
Secret Service: About the girl, sir,...
Bill Clinton: Just keep an eye out for her.....
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Back in Kentucky......
Harry Potter: Wow!! I've never seen so many horses!!
Kathrine B.: Horses!!! *Gulp* We should have gone to Tennessee!!!
Harry: Why?
Kathrine B.: Ever since I saw the movie Death Beauty, I've never been
too keen with horses.
Harry: Let's just land down there and see if we can find these Pokemon
things.
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Somewhere in New York City.......
Man in crowd: It's a bird!!!
Woman in crowd: It's a plane!!!
Boy in crowd: It's Computer Man!!!!
Bum Bum Bum...... Will The Secret Service ever catch me?.... Will I
find another Pokemon?...Will Harry Potter ever get back to
Hogwarts?.....And who is this mysterious Computer Man?........
Stay Tuned and find out!!
Kathrine B.: So, Harry, how come when I asked for Magic, they brought
you over??