So your stupid little brain (well, you are a piece of cheeze) turns on
and there in front of you is a hole and you plunge right in...
Well, it didn't look THAT deep.
Turns out it went on, and on, and on...
Well, of course it DID finally stop.
After about a gazillion years of falling through total darkness (yes,
you are now extremely moldy) your cheezy butt bounces on the ground.
After you have gained balance of your stinky-self, you look around
your surroundings, and suddenly, your heart stops and your blood
freezes...
For there, as clear as the nose on your face, is the all-time
feared...
Well, and then you do.