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Secret Service: * looking around the dirt covered metal hole that they
are now in* Where in the blasted %%$$##@@@ are we??!!!!
Rapidash: NNEIGHH!!!!!
Computer Man ( data particles): Do watch your mouths sirs, or I will
be forced to-
Secret Service Agent #1: Someone shut that idiot and the horse up!!!
Secret Service Agent #2: Done. * he walks over to a Coke machine in
the corner, buys a Coke, drinks it, then catches the irritating
Computer Man particles in the plastic bottle. Then he stuffs the
bottle in Rapidash's mouth*
Comuter Man particles: mmmhhhmmmmmhhmmmm!!!!
Rapidash: *paws the ground*
Secret Service Agent #1: Good job. I will make sure to mention this to
the President.
Agent #2: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
Agent #3: Something's happening on the wall sir!!
Agent #4: By God....!!!!
The wall is glowing with a greenish glow. It flashes yellow, then
turns black and spits out Harry Potter.
Harry: WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! * goes flying into Secret Service
Agent #5*
Agent #5: OOooooFff!!
Agent #6: What in the blazes is Harry Potter doing here??
Harry Potter: * getting up and studying the digital time trap that the
Secret Service are in* Oh, MAN!!!! Our trap didn't have a Coke
machine!!!!!
Kathrine B.: Whoooaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * the black hole in the wall
spits HER out, and she hurtles into the Coke machine which breaks
open*
Secret Service Agent #7: IT'S THE GIRL!!!!!!!!!
Kathrine B.: Woo Hooooo!!!!! Free Coke!!!! * suddenly notices the
Secret Service Agents surrounding her* Oh CRAP!!!
Secret Service #8: FREEZE!!!!!!!!
Kathrine B.: Um. * Looks at all the ice, and cold Cokes that she's
sitting in * I don't think THAT'S a problem!!
Agent #1: Surround her boys!!!
Kathrine B.: HUH?? * Suddenly finds herself staring down the barrels
of at least 7 guns.* Can I at least call my lawyer??
Agent #9: After what you did, NOO!!!!!!
Kathrine B.: HARRY!!! Do something!!!!! HELP!!
Harry: Don't look at me!!! * he's surrounded by agents also * I think
they're mad at me for the Rhino incident!!
Agent #10:* twirling Harry's wand between his fingers* Ya got that
right fella!!!!
Kathrine B.: Man, oh, MAN!!!! Where's Mew when you need him!!!!
Agent #11: Hey, SHUT UP OR WE'LL SHOOT!!!!
Kathrine B.: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!!
Agent #12: * pokes his gun at her nose* WATCH US!!!!!
Kathrine B.: *GULP* Okay, okay, I'll be quiet...!! * Suddenly
remembers a movie she saw. A lightbulb goes on above her head*
Agent #13: You better not be getting any ideas!!
Kathrine B.: I'm not.. I'm not... * grabs the lightbulb, and puts it
in her pocket *
Agent #14: That's better!!!
Kathrine B.: Hmmph! * whispers to herself* The MATRIX!!! That's it!!
But how do I know if it'll work???.... Oh, well, better try it and
see!!!!
Agent #15: What're you whispering about!!!???
Kathrine B.: THIS!!!! * closes her eyes and yells* HEY TANK, FROM THE
MATRIX!!! I NEED A MARTIAL ARTS PROGRAM PRONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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* Aboard that ship from the Matrix ( I forgot what it was called, if
anyone knows, tell me!!)*
Tank: Whoa! Who is that!!
Neo: And how is she able to talk to us?? I'm The One!!!!!
Trinity: Is it a glitch??
Morphius: I don't know, and I don't care, but she asked for a program,
and we're giving it to her!!
Tank: Yes SIR!!
BUM BUM BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh.... Sorry, everyone's yelling at me to get off the computer!! The
rest coming tommorow!!!!
Stay Tuned!!
P.S. The Matrix is an AWESOME movie!!! ;)
Ahem. If you haven't read my previous Quest for Pokemon paths, do so
because you won't understand this one.