Guilty
You pause. "Well, I hope that you go light on me, this being my
first offense and all."
"Absolutely," says the leader. "Had you pleaded not
guilty and been found guilty, you would have regretted it. Since you
pleaded guilty, I instead remand you to treatment by Dr. Hashimoto
from Level 2. Please take the defendant to Butte, Montana!"
You wonder what she means by 'Level 2.'
Once in Butte, you are brought before an attractive Asian woman who
offers you a seat.
"____, welcome to The Body Shop! Most of my patients come here of
their own free will, but I pride myself on pleasing even my
involuntary customers."
"What exactly is it that you do here?" you ask.
"We remake bodies from scratch. Normally I wouldn't have met you,
but since Level 2 is down right now, they hired me here temporarily
instead."
You start to ask about 'Level 2' again, but she continues.
"The Feminist Court sentenced you to become something other than
a humanoid male, you see, so that you will learn to be more polite to
women. Other than that one stipulation, you can have any body you
like. You can have any female body, or you can become some sort of
animal or exotic being. What's it going to be?"
The leader nods sagely. "Well, at least you are honest. Do you
have anything to say before you are sentenced?"
