Dave, Barbara, and you are frozen in absolute horror
and cannot move. Suddenly the ground in front of you
splits open and a tall, thin pillar encased in a tall,
thin plexiglass dome. As the pillar rises you notice a
large man sitting in a chair inside the dome at the
base of the pillar, looking just as flabber-gasted as
you. When the rumbling stops the man shakes himself off
opens a door in the dome. When he's outside you see that
he is only three feet tall. "He's a midget." You think,
"That dome must be a giant magnifing glass." The man
storms up to you. "Might I have a word with you kids!?!"
he says angrily.