start your own diet program
You know there are about a billion fat people in the world so you
figure why not start your own diet program? You read books on
diets,cook books,Jenny Craig brochures, and other junky books of such.
You start your program called the "Miricle Pizzaria" by
making them watch Family Ties and Three's Company so they suffer. It
doesn't help them lose weight, but it's fun to watch them suffer. You
get lots of money and wonder if you should go out of business.
Suddenly, you enter the Twilight Zone and.......
