You finally find a pair of shoes you like, but they look like they
have been in a compost heap for a million years. You shake one of the
shoes, and the skeleton of a newt falls out. You SCREAM! On closer
inspection of the skeleton, you see that it is wearing a tiny collar.
There is an inscription upon it which you can barely make out:
"My name is Sweety. Please return me to Ginger Rogers."