"Well, they thought I stole the Klockman Diamond. Of course it
is not true. I'd never do such a deed that would bring such chaos as
that did," you give your slightly-extended response. "What
are YOU in for?"
Your jail buddy smiles. "Cannibalism." Then he starts
creeping toward you in an animal-like manner.
Uh, oh, you think as he gets even closer. Now he is so close you can
smell his breath. A breath with the scent of human.... What do you
do?
Here are some suggestions.
1.Fight him off
2.Scurry to another corner
3.He tries to bite you
4.He tells you he is kidding
"So, what are ya in for, gumshoe?" your jail buddy looks at
you and grumbles. {Note: Gumshoe really is a thing they call
detectives}