"Hmm," you think, "How can I improve the morals
of China?"
And you decide to join the Women's Christian
Temperence Union (WCTU) and discourage
drinking, gambling, and Sumo Wrestling.
You find a nice Chinese branch of the organization and start attending
meetings.
You miss Dave, and Barbara too, so you
give Barbara a call to see if she wants to
come to China and join the WCTU with you.
You hope Dave will come along, too.
You decide that all of this sumo wrestling
is morally bad - especially with those
tiny outfits they make sumo wrestlers wear.